(inspired by a comment made by a nine-year-old)
Loading dishwashers is one of those things in life. There are people who load them willy-nilly and there are the people who load them the right way.
Of course, my right way of loading a dishwasher is not the same as your "right way" of loading the dishwasher. In fact, your way of loading the dishwasher is barely acceptable. And then there's my colleague who does an absolutely abominable job of loading the dishwasher in the staff kitchen!
And people wonder why I'm stressed out at work. Imagine how God feels when he sees all of this!
On a more serious note, have you ever heard anyone say, "God loves straight people but not what they do..."?